trying to spell necessary like
(via legalwifi)
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everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19
(via cartel)
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Do “flat earthers” think all the planets are flat or just the Earth?
Fuckin goofball thinks there’s other planets.
(Source: reddit.com, via fartgallery)
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How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It’s not hard..
(Source: justbadpuns, via humorstaff)
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Books say: She did this because.
Life says: She did this.
Books are where things are explained to you; life is where things aren’t. I’m not surprised some people prefer books.
Julian Barnes, Flaubert’s Parrot(via wordsnquotes)
(Source: wordsnquotes.com, via wordsnquotes)
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I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it
(via encourage)
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You never know what people have to go home to, always be kind.
(via hotboyproblems)
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